GRAFUCK OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS
Tuesday March 11th 2008, 8:19 am
Filed under: Creamy Reviews, Erotica, Purrrr...

grafuck

We are pleased to announce open submissions for Grafuck 4!

We seek the most inspiring / challenging / smart / creative / brilliant erotic work from all fields.

Grafuck 4 will be published in full color, with images only.
Email low resolution RGB spread images (5.25″ high x 14.25″ wide @ 72 dpi) to love@grafuck.com by APRIL 20, 2008 for initial consideration.

A maximum of 3 spreads are allowed. Selected contributors will be notified and asked to provide high resolution 300 dpi files.

Work containing words or typography or not sent at the proper size will not be considered. Please also note that submission does not guarantee publication.

When submitting work, please follow this format…

EMAIL SUBJECT LINE
Grafuck 4 Submission - (YourName)

FILENAMES
(YourName)_01.(file extension)
(YourName)_02.(file extension)
(YourName)_03.(file extension)

Launch TBA.

Thank you all so very much. We look forward to seeing everyone’s work!

With love,
GRAFUCK
love@grafuck.com
www.grafuck.com

xxx

SUBMISSION FAQs

Q. Why do you ask for images at 5.25″ high x 14.25″ wide?
A. The extra .25″ is for bleed. The final book size of Grafuck Book 4 is 5″ high x 7″ wide. A final book spread is 5″ high x 14″ wide.

Q. Anything goes?
A. Anything goes. The more original, the better.



Burly Q Events - Missive From Cherry Bomb
Saturday March 08th 2008, 8:08 am
Filed under: Events, Purrrr...

drag flyer

March! ‘Tis the month of many of my beloved Piscean’s birthdays, that out-of-control St. Patrick’s Day parade, and the Spring Equinox…

Though everyone thinks they’re being witty as hell by turning out the phrase “Beware the ides of March,” my March line-up is dope as ever…enough to make me capable of glossing over the fact that it’s still winter temps here and the wind blows like nobody’s fucking business. But whatever…

Thursday, March 13th
Starshine Burlesque

The Fortune Cookie Cabaret
(back of Lucky Chengs)
24 1st Avenue
New York, NY

Doors 10pm/Show at 10:30 pm
$10
www.starshineburlesque.com

Catch my debut performance at this legendary New York City weekly burlesque show, submitted for your viewing pleasure by Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn.

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Saturday, March 22nd
drag.esque

The Cat’s Cradle
300 East Main Street
Carrboro, NC

Doors 8:30/Show at 9pm
$10 advance/$12 door
www.catscradle.com

Join me and my producing partner-in-crime Jimmy Jameson as we present  “drag.esque,” a recklessly sexy evening of drag & burlesque fusion. The show features local performance favorites The Cuntry Kings and their particular firebrand styling of politics, drag, and eye candy. And watch those trigger fingers because three burlesque beauties are a firecracker, a bombshell, and heavy artillery, respectively. Miss Mary Wanna, Miss Rachel Riot, and Cherry Bomb will make your ears ring and your head spin with their edgy take on the traditional art of striptease.

Dance party and misbehaving to follow. Be there or hear the stories on Monday…



FSK Cream - Lessons from a Tantric Tango Dancer
Monday March 03rd 2008, 1:09 pm
Filed under: Creamy Reviews, Purrrr..., Tantra with The Master

Lessons from a Tantric Tango Dancer

This kitty has found a soul sistah in the amazing Carla Tara. In reading her book, I found her writing to be riviting, engaging and direct. She weaves in her life story, and the many lessons she’s learned, into the book that cajoles, teaches and captivates the reader. Her suggested exercises are more about shifting the reader’s perspective on sexuality and the joy they seek in life, rather than your run of the mill sexual aerobics.

Her book is a fast read, pulling you into a seductive world of tantra. The soul change she inspires with her words begins with the allegories of the three faces of Eve, and brings you through the philosophy and practice of Tantra as a spiritual practice. Its a life changing perspective she’s offering, and she puts the tools in your hands.

Carla Tara compares life and Tantra to Argentinian Tango. Its a seductive combination, and yet very appropriate for approaching relationships. She invites you to the dancefloor of love and life, and you simply have to be brave enough to try the steps.

FSK heartily endorses this short yet passionate tome on life, love and sexuality! Get your copy here!

xxx fsk



FSK Fan Tales - Tiffany’s Holiday Adventure
Tuesday February 19th 2008, 11:11 am
Filed under: Erotic Poetry, Purrrr...

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FSK Fan Tales Regular Jose continues his last entry.  In this chapter, Tiffany finds a magical world when she slips on her “Santa Panties” during the holiday season!  Its a little post-holiday, but eh, its still hot!  xxx fsk

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It was a crisp day in late fall, a week before Thanksgiving, when Tiffany awoke to the feel of cool air coming in her window, laced with the smell of fallen leaves and wood burning in a fireplace, warming a hearth somewhere. She pulled her comforter tighter around her warm body, fighting off the first rude onset of winter in her room. But she had many plans for the day, and soon decided to brave the cold and get dressed. She wanted to start by taking a walk through the city and see the decorations and holiday specialty shops that were already starting to open for business.

She opened her lingerie drawer, and looked at the selection. All were very nice, but today seemed special and so she looked for the perfect panty to wear. A bright pink boyshort seemed so appropriate! The front said “Who needs credit cards” and the rear “… when you have Santa!” She slipped them on and felt the warmth of the cotton against her. Mmmmm this is going to be so much fun to wear!  A sudden tingle through her mound confirmed her choice. She loved the way the soft cotton felt against her ‘girl’ and thought she heard a faint purrrrrrr coming from her ‘kitty’. mmmm she adjusted the elastic around her thighs and spent more than a few moments tracing her fingers over the humid skin, enjoying a brief teasing massage through the panty. Then, feeling a bit naughty, she decided against wearing a bra, and dressed in a thin tee shirt, and tight blue jeans. Since it was cool, she decided to wear a short white and pale blue parka, and a pair of white calf high fuzzy boots that just went over the bottoms of her pant legs. Then, she left the house in a confident but easy stride, walking to the shops that awaited her a few blocks away. (more…)



Happy Valentines Day 2008!
Thursday February 14th 2008, 2:37 pm
Filed under: Purrrr..., Pussy Patter, Scratch

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Happy Valentines Day from your favorite feral sex kitten!

Sending out juicy, lovely, sweet vibes to all the readers and fans of the site, and to my lovely male harem…besos, boys…

xxx fsk



FSK Fan Tales - Tiffy’s New Norty Outfit
Wednesday February 13th 2008, 4:00 pm
Filed under: Erotica, Meow, Purrrr...

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More great FSK Fan Tales - this one from Joe, who writes about Tiffy discovering her *norty* side when she is given a new outfit! xxx fsk

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She pulled the collar tightly around the front of her neck as she walked briskly to her car. It was bitter cold that day with gusts of wind burning against her face. She tried to turn from the icy blasts, but could not block the stinging numbness on her cheeks. She opened her car door and quickly got in. Tiffany sat there motionless for several minutes just waiting for circulation to return to her face and warm her to some semblance of life once again. The car started and as she adjusted the blower it occurred to her that she had been lost in thought again, running on automatic as she reviewed in her mind the anticipated outcomes she would experience this evening. For Friday had finally arrived, she was leaving work to get ready for her first ‘date’ with Joe, the man she had only met the previous week in the bookstore. A perfect stranger who knew her more intimately then even her closest friends. This encounter was decidedly out of character for Tiffany, who was normally cautious and deliberate about her acquaintances — and even more particular about her intimates. She tried to focus on her feelings, but they were ethereal at the moment, and drifted off. She pulled out of the parking lot and mixed into the stream of cars heading down the road. In a few minutes she would be home, and could relax and plan for her evening with him.

She walked in her house, and set her bag on the floor near the door. She was feeling a little tired and wanted to literally drop everything for now, and just relax. Tiffany went into her bedroom and flung herself on the bed, letting the day’s tension ebb from her body. She felt nice as she sunk in the bed. After a few minutes, she thought she could get a glass of wine, and take a hot slow bath. mmmmm that would really put her in the proper mood for the nite. (more…)



FSK Mean Daddy Gallery Up!
Monday February 11th 2008, 10:27 am
Filed under: Mee-ouch, Meow, Purrrr...

fsk mean daddy

Daddy can be so mean sometimes…

Check out the new FSK gallery Mean Daddy here!

xxx  fsk



FSK Fan Tales - The Shower
Sunday February 10th 2008, 2:57 pm
Filed under: Erotica, Purrrr...

fsk on a rug
The Bored Chairman strikes again!  xxx fsk

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You have had a stressful week and have decided to work some of the stress of by going to the gym.  After a long run and some light weights you are ready for the sauna and a shower.

Heading down to the change room, you slip out of your sweaty clothes and wrap a towel around your tight body.  You enter the sauna and the heat is like a physical force striking you without warning.  You pick a spot half way up on the seats and sitting down you can feel your stress melt away.  The heat penetrating every pore of your smooth skin. You slide your towel off and let the heat embrace your body like a lovers tender caress.

You allow yourself to soak in the heat for almost 20 minutes before heading out to the shower.  As you walk in you notice that there is only one other women in the shower.  Her hair is the colour of shimmering onyx, cascading down over her olive skin.  Her body is perfectly proportioned, her firm yet tender breasts are inviting. You allow yourself to admire her heart shaped bottom and shaved pussy.  On impulse you go to the shower right beside you and start to lather your body.  You catch her admiring you and give her a little smile. As you go to wash your hair you realize that you have forgotten you shampoo.  Feeling bold you decide to ask her.  She giggles as she says yes and for the first time you hear her Italian accented voice.  She hands you the bottle and your hands touch, you can feel the sexual energy flow through her into you.

As you begin to work the shampoo into your wet hair you feel her slip in behind you. Her hands penetrate the web of your silky hair. Her fingers massaging your scalp as she washes your hair for you.  Leaning back against her you can feel her full breasts against your wet skin. (more…)



FSK Fan Tales - The Arrival
Tuesday February 05th 2008, 2:05 pm
Filed under: Erotica, Purrrr...

fsk reclining
I love the FSK Fan Tales…the stories sent in have been amazing lately!  This one is from the Bored Chairman.  xxx fsk

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Nervous tension fills my body as I await the arrival of your aircraft.  Seeing your plane touchdown my heart skips a beat.  I have waited so long for this moment.  As you walk down the stairs and I see you for the first time it is like a choir of angels are singing in my head.  I cannot believe how beautiful you are. As you enter the terminal you search the crowd for my face. As you see me I notice the smile on you face and give you a passionate hug and kiss.

With little discussion we grab your bags and leave the airport.  As we drive to my house the sexual tension builds between us. I take your hand in mine and you lean up against me. After a short ride we are home.  Once inside I take your jacket and then slowly backing you against the wall, kiss you, softly at first, tasting your lips, then passionately, my entire soul poured into one kiss.  Then, I take a step back and carefully undo your shirt; methodically I undo one button at a time and then pulling your shirt out of your pants throw it to the floor.  My hands cup your breasts feeling them through your lace bra; your nipples grow hard under my touch. (more…)



FSK Fan Tales - The Girl and The Professor
Tuesday January 22nd 2008, 12:58 pm
Filed under: Erotica, Purrrr...

feral grin
More great FSK Fan Tales coming in - this one from Michel Noir! xxx fsk

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She had to put her groceries down to put the key in the lock. The door creaked open. The cat was waiting there for her, as she always did, purring loudly. It was a typical New York studio - the type occupied by countless single women, in the city in search of something that seemed to be ever-elusive. It was in the hundreds on the west side, near Columbia where she worked part time, trying to complete her art history master’s thesis on a limited budget.

She had had these phases before - days of intense erotic arousal. Even at work, there were times when she felt like she’d explode, while poring over photographs of Greek sculpture or even handling a priceless vase. In those times, she was always wet. There were times when she felt tempted to go to the bathroom and masturbate. But she didn’t. She held it in and let it build up. At the end of the day, she would calmly walk out of the office like countless others, betraying nothing of her inner arousal, calmly pick up her groceries and then, feeling like there were just moments to spare, she would dash into the apartment, undo the top button of her jeans and plunge her fingers into her pussy, heaving with relief as she massaged and dug into the hole, pinched the clit in her fingers and with her free hand massaged her breast. (more…)



FSK Fan Tales - The Reception
Tuesday January 15th 2008, 10:43 am
Filed under: Erotica, Purrrr..., Pussy Patter

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More Fan Tales! This one is takes place at a wedding reception…enjoy! xxx fsk

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It was June. How fitting. Sun dress and summer suit weather. A fine day, and a fine wedding under the canopy of sprawling cottages and manicured lawns with the forest wrapping us all like a big green blanket.

The water crept up to the shore, almost peeking in at the hundred or so guests. We all were familiar with each other and the conversation and drinks flowed freely.

My date and I had reached that third or fourth date threshold with anticipation and the kind of giddiness reserved for teenagers. And we were beginners , really, both of us stung by pasts of failed relationships and the confusion of finding ourselves single and wide eyed once again.

We had yet to make love, but I had felt her body next to mine twice before on good night kisses that lasted a little too long, perhaps a little too short. Long enough for her to fell me too, growing with the promise of having more time. With the promise that the time might soon be right. We had a room at a little bed and breakfast and even though we had discussed sleeping arrangements before embarking; she flirted with me upon entering, “Where’s my bed?” (more…)



FSK IS Hot Tek
Thursday November 15th 2007, 1:35 pm
Filed under: Purrrr..., Pussy Patter

cables
FSK is Wired for Pleasure

This kitten doesn’t go in much for full on fetish. Its too bizarre, requiring complex get ups and attachments. No, FSK prefers a more, um, feral approach to getting set off.

Whips, leather, chains, fur, vinyl, buzzy toys and glass phalluses - all interesting, but seriously, some of that stuff takes forever to get on and off. And being vegan, I prefer not to use leather or fur.

Lingerie is fun, heels sexy but awkward, but what really gets me going is hot technology. I remember visiting an ex who just got his iPhone this past summer. I gasped a little when he told me, like he was telling me how he’d do something delicious to me later. I ran over and held the glossy black and silver unit in my hand with the same physical pleasure that holding a vibe does for me.

I ran my fingers across its shiney surface, popping up apps, sliding images across the screen, lingering on the volume, diddling the search results with tiny fingertip taps. It was sexy, smooth, fast, eye poppingly gorgeous and mmmmarvelous to hold. I moaned a little when saw the screen flip and flip back. I squirmed with eagerness as I cruised his iTunes. I got wet while thumbing his stack of iPhone pix.

The ex got lucky, as he vicariously got me into a state of tech dizzy. He tried to get me all hot with another visit but the glow dims fast, as with all technology. The high was obsolete even as it was waning.

My other gear - HDv camera, still cameras, laptops and towers - when working make me very happy. Losing 10 hard drives over the summer definitely dampened down my sex drive. But now that they are cranking again, so am I!

As an editor and digital artist, making art is fucking. No lie here - a really good edit session leaves me wet and flushed and ready. An amazing shoot can cause me shivers and shudders upon review. (Clients please note this is on MY art shoots, not your client work). Verbal sparring and technology make slicing time a heady mix.

As a tech, fixing what’s broken, making what won’t work work, and prying loose lost data makes me dewy. Crushing a problem gets my adreline up and my aggressive sexual drive started.

Gear girls and hardware bitches - we love technology in a way that’s personal and yummy. Flip our switch and watch us flicker and flow.

xxx fsk



UnMade Movie - Erotic Video Art Redux
Thursday July 05th 2007, 7:46 pm
Filed under: Erotica, Mee-ouch, Meow, Purrrr..., Pussy Patter

Check out the full three-part video piece I made a few years ago for my online exhibit and gallery installation - “unMade Movie”. It has traveled to Russia, Toronto, Chicago, Germany and Italy.

The entire work focuses on gender, the role of femininity vs. feminism, role vs. persona, a movie unmade, of different pop culture archetypes women in cinema populate. The video, in particular, focuses on the fluidity of the self, a melting off of gender, identity, into piece where toys melt, mold and float in shimmering liquid. Its hypnotic and strange, yet lovely. Erotic in a different way.

The full exhibit includes photo stills arranged in “type” or “mood” galleries - The Blonde, The Showgirl, The Redhead. There are also production notes cataloguing the first few years of this project. The site will soon migrate to a more user friendly version, but until then, you can veiw the full exhibit online here:

unMade Movie

xxx FSK

 
icon for podpress  unMade Movie Redux [13:11m]: Play Now | Download (39171)


Sacred Sex - The Karezza Method
Monday November 20th 2006, 5:54 pm
Filed under: Purrrr..., Pussy Patter

FSK Sacred Sex

FSK loves exploring sacred sex, the spiritual connection created out of really intimate, really good, loving sex. Found in recent research is the Karezza Method - a set of guidelines for sex, written by the first women to graduate from medical school in the US - Alice B. Stockham, MD, who also happened to be a Quaker. In her book, “Karezza, Ethics of Marriage”, she writes of her belief in “a theory of conjugal life, in which there is a love communion between husband and wife from which results a mastery of the physical”. Her writing inspires a sense of romance and respect, for the self and the act. Dr. Stockham’s writing includes the preparation for the act of love, spiritually:

The law of Karezza dictates thoughtful preparation, even for several days previous to the union. Lover-like attentions and kindly acts prophesy love’s appointed consummation. These bind heart to heart and soul to soul. There should be a course of training to exalt the spiritual and subordinate the physical.

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My Favorite Sexy Blogs
Sunday September 17th 2006, 3:12 pm
Filed under: Meow, Purrrr..., Pussy Patter

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I’m far from the only kitten scratching on the internet.  There are some incredible resources, erotica and sex toy vendors out there.  Check out some of my favs:

Toys in Babeland - The Blog
http://blog.babeland.com

Swinging Puss
http://www.swingingpuss.com/

Tenyari
http://www.asstr.org/~tenyari/blog/blogger.html

Xeni Jardin
http://xeni.net/

Rare Erotica
http://rareerotica.blogspot.com/

Sex Drive Daily
http://blog.wired.com/sex/

ErosBlog
http://www.erosblog.com/

Susie Bright’s Journal
http://susiebright.blogs.com/

Naked Loft Party
http://www.nakedloftparty.com/

Sex In Art
http://www.sexinart.net/

Art Nudes
http://artnudes.blogspot.com/

Sexoteric
http://www.sexoteric.com/blog/

Sex & Blogs
http://www.sexblo.gs/

xxx FSK



Fresh Milk 04.2006
Monday April 10th 2006, 2:59 am
Filed under: Purrrr...

Fresh Milk

FSK is busy creating content for a splendid summer. Here’s a rundown of what’s going on and what’s coming up:

FSK Galleries now include the works of Antone Pavlov and his muse Molly, Alia Phibes, Molly Crabapple, Krysztoff Nemeth, Spencer Davis, Ben Tan, John John Jesse, Carolyn Weltman and William Morton.

FSK Models include Andrea Grant, Smokifantastic, Clea Cutthroat, Tiger Lily, and various burlesque stars in the Burly Q gallery.

The Feral Sex Kitten stars in Wordplay, Nectarine, Wayward, unMade Movie and most recently, Twist & Burn.

Recent partnerships have been struck up with Evil Kitty, Sin In Linen and Lucky Lou Shoes. Several photo shoots coming up will feature their product lines.

Podcasting burlesque is planned for June 2006. Keep checking back for more audio podcasting of FSK on Irish Radio talking intelligent smut (don’t worry kids, she’s an expert).

xx FSK



FSK on SpinTalk tomorrow!
Thursday March 02nd 2006, 2:59 pm
Filed under: Purrrr...

FSK KISS

FSK is on Dublin’s SpinTalk tomorrow with Jack & Ali. The topic this time around - sex on balls. Yes, balls. Big balloony exercise balls. It’s all the rage in Ireland right now. I’ll be updating them on:

The Liberator - Sex Furniture (for folks obviously OUTSIDE NYC’s tiny bedroom zone)

The Love Rocker - A medical and biker-inspired looking, highly functional bench

Love Pegasus
- A cute competitor to The Liberator

The Tantra Chair - High end transcendent sex chaise

The Luv Seat - A line of washable, posable, workable sex benches

Finally, my all time favorite, a recent inductee into the Spam Hall of Fame, the most absurb and brilliant use of modern building materials:

The Body Bouncer - The Sex Trampoline!

If you’re in Dublin, check me out at 2 PM your time. It will be a nice, sunny (hopefully) 9 AM EST.

xx FSK



Jane’s Guide Says FSK is Original Quality
Thursday February 16th 2006, 3:28 pm
Filed under: Purrrr...

Color FSK blush happy pink today!

Jane's Guide

“The free online sex/art project of Melissa Ulto, FSK is a collection of self-portraits, writing, and exhibits of other artists and photographers. You need both Flash and Quicktime plugins to properly view the site, as each section is presented in a Flash-based slideshow format. She has galleries of several artists (a couple of them longtime favorites of mine, but one I’d not seen before), a slideshow set to sexy music featuring DJCat, and a weblog with a focus on burlesque. Very fun non-commercial site, I have to love anyone who has Kirsty McColl’s “In These Shoes?” playing during the intro.”

From “What’s New” on Jane’s Guide!

xx FSK



SinCiné Film Fest
Monday January 30th 2006, 12:40 am
Filed under: Purrrr...

Be My Smutty Valentine

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Spin Talk Tomorrow
Thursday January 19th 2006, 5:38 pm
Filed under: Purrrr...

FSK

FSK will be on Dublin’s Spin Talk again as a sex commentator and intrepid expert. Hahaha…

The topic tomorrow will be sex with other people in the room. Should be hilarious!

Tune in 9 AM EST if you are in Dublin!

xx
FSK



On SpinTalk Again
Thursday December 09th 2004, 2:55 am
Filed under: Purrrr...

FSK BLONDE

SpinTalk Calls For Kinks and Giggles

Tomorrow’s subject - hooking up at xmas. I have to admit, I have had some experience with the holiday booty call.

So where do these tinsel flings end up? Mostly in that giant trash bag with the balding pine tree and the torn wrapping. A post-office party tryst in the copy room or a Secret Santa swap that ends on your desk can be fun but purely a seasonal thing.

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Irish Goddess On SpinTalk Again
Friday August 27th 2004, 2:59 am
Filed under: Purrrr...

FSK SMILE

SpinTalk had me on again today. Conversation this time - porn in relationships. Pros, cons, myths, pitfalls. It was a fun conversation all around. I stressed that while porn is acceptable as a method of exploring fantasy, it should be done only at the comfort of both parties. And that porn sex is not real sex.

Its good clean fun, sorta…

Look for the audio in a couple of weeks.

xx FSK



Irish Sex Goddess Redux
Friday July 16th 2004, 3:30 am
Filed under: Purrrr...

FSK TONGUE IN CAB

This morning, the topic was “hand jobs”.

Seems some women use it as a technique to get out of sex. There was a lot of discussion around technique, speed, lube vs. dry, and a really strange comment about rubber gloves for “traction”.

All done at 8 AM…verbal morning quickie, I suppose!

I will be uploading some clips of my conversations with Ali and Jack on Dublin’s Spin 103.8 FM soon. Keep an ear out for them…

xx FSK



FSK on Dublin’s Spin 103.8
Friday June 11th 2004, 3:33 am
Filed under: Purrrr...

FSK BREAST SEX

Yes, i know i am a sexy goddess. Brilliant, witty, sparkling and sensual. Its an international fact!

Spin 103.8’s Talk with Ali and Jack calls me up from time to time to talk dirty. Actually, its usually a conversation about the pros and cons of different kinds of sexual situations. This morning’s conversation was about sex in transit - sex in trains, planes and automobiles. My top three are elevators, planes and cruise ships. The hot hood of a car is something i’d like to try. Trains basically are too uncomfortable these days to accommodate play. Buses - hard and rather depressing.

Next month, the talk will be about “breast sex” - quite a nice euphemism, if you ask me ;)

I chatted about pre and post breast reduction breast sex and what the payoff is for a woman. Basically, its all about pleasure - not so much direct contact pleasure, but what mutually turns you on.

I have to say Spin has the best streaming radio on the ‘net. Really hot mixes, great talk and not too many interruptions! Check them out!

xx FSK