Welcome to April…

If you live in NYC, then you’ve mistakenly thought that perhaps we were entering into Spring. Ha! Psych…If you live in this country, then you are laboriously sweating away at those taxes. But you can feel good about April’s one redeeming quality: it’s my birthday month.

Yes, that’s right. This Bomb’s a bull…and us Taurus kind are stubborn sensualists and shameless exhibitionists…and we like it when people remember our birthdays. April 27th, bitches. Put it in the Blackberry. We like gifts that we can eat or rub all over ourselves (better if it’s both), and our birthstone isn’t diamonds by accident.

So what does an exhibitionist do to celebrate her birthday? Takes the month off, mostly. After the sweat of last month’s drag.esque, I’m mostly laying low for the month of April, with one exception:

West End Girls

Monday, April 28th

H. K. Lounge
405 W. 39th Street (btwn. 9th & 10th)
Hell’s Kitchen, NYC
www.hkhellskitchen.com <http://www.hkhellskitchen.com>

7pm - 4am
Join me the day after my birthday in celebrating the arrival of this brand new girl party, happening every Monday night in Hell’s Kitchen. And don’t get all stoked on that flyer, because my breasts don’t and never will look like that in a bikini top…

So go get yer Spring on, and if on April 27th you aren’t near enough to come out and help me celebrate my birthday, well, download “Coconut Juice” by Tyga and pour a little champagne on the street in my honor.
Hearts & Ammo,
Cherry
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Miss Cherry Bomb
“The Bad Girl of Brooklyn Burlesque”
NEW! ——-> www.myspace.com/cherrysingstheblues
cherry.bomb.nyc@gmail.com
www.cherrybombnyc.com
www.myspace.com/cherrybombnyc

March! ‘Tis the month of many of my beloved Piscean’s birthdays, that out-of-control St. Patrick’s Day parade, and the Spring Equinox…

Though everyone thinks they’re being witty as hell by turning out the phrase “Beware the ides of March,” my March line-up is dope as ever…enough to make me capable of glossing over the fact that it’s still winter temps here and the wind blows like nobody’s fucking business. But whatever…

Thursday, March 13th
Starshine Burlesque

The Fortune Cookie Cabaret
(back of Lucky Chengs)
24 1st Avenue
New York, NY

Doors 10pm/Show at 10:30 pm
$10
www.starshineburlesque.com

Catch my debut performance at this legendary New York City weekly burlesque show, submitted for your viewing pleasure by Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn.

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Saturday, March 22nd
drag.esque

The Cat’s Cradle
300 East Main Street
Carrboro, NC

Doors 8:30/Show at 9pm
$10 advance/$12 door
www.catscradle.com

Join me and my producing partner-in-crime Jimmy Jameson as we present  “drag.esque,” a recklessly sexy evening of drag & burlesque fusion. The show features local performance favorites The Cuntry Kings and their particular firebrand styling of politics, drag, and eye candy. And watch those trigger fingers because three burlesque beauties are a firecracker, a bombshell, and heavy artillery, respectively. Miss Mary Wanna, Miss Rachel Riot, and Cherry Bomb will make your ears ring and your head spin with their edgy take on the traditional art of striptease.

Dance party and misbehaving to follow. Be there or hear the stories on Monday…