Welcome to April…

If you live in NYC, then you’ve mistakenly thought that perhaps we were entering into Spring. Ha! Psych…If you live in this country, then you are laboriously sweating away at those taxes. But you can feel good about April’s one redeeming quality: it’s my birthday month.

Yes, that’s right. This Bomb’s a bull…and us Taurus kind are stubborn sensualists and shameless exhibitionists…and we like it when people remember our birthdays. April 27th, bitches. Put it in the Blackberry. We like gifts that we can eat or rub all over ourselves (better if it’s both), and our birthstone isn’t diamonds by accident.

So what does an exhibitionist do to celebrate her birthday? Takes the month off, mostly. After the sweat of last month’s drag.esque, I’m mostly laying low for the month of April, with one exception:

West End Girls

Monday, April 28th

H. K. Lounge
405 W. 39th Street (btwn. 9th & 10th)
Hell’s Kitchen, NYC
www.hkhellskitchen.com <http://www.hkhellskitchen.com>

7pm - 4am
Join me the day after my birthday in celebrating the arrival of this brand new girl party, happening every Monday night in Hell’s Kitchen. And don’t get all stoked on that flyer, because my breasts don’t and never will look like that in a bikini top…

So go get yer Spring on, and if on April 27th you aren’t near enough to come out and help me celebrate my birthday, well, download “Coconut Juice” by Tyga and pour a little champagne on the street in my honor.
Hearts & Ammo,
Cherry
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