Jose is back again with more Fan Tales!

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The air was misty, but very warm. She noticed a Jacuzzi bubbling in the center of the room, and two wine chillers next to it. There was a masseuse table, warmed by a steam duct, and hot towels on a heated valet next to that. He set her down, and wrapped a long thick terry robe around her, and guided her to a foot massage chair. A warm liquid bath for her feet was waiting and she sat slumped in the chair, offering her feet to Joe.

“mmm baby I was just hoping for a bubble bath or warm shower… you gave me the whole spa!” she cooed at him sweetly. “How did you manage to pull this one off?” she quizzed him, half yawning dreamily. (more…)

The best way I know to celebrate the coming of the Spring Season is Tantric Lovemaking.  Nature is preparing to come out of hibernation and to sprout billions of flowers and leaves.  Our human heart wants to sprout, too. It wants to give life to a new, fresher, deeper love.

We long to celebrate life’s infinite abundance and joyous expression with our human nature, giving spring a brighter color.

Take time to feel this new energy and allow yourself to express it exuberantly with a loved one.

Start by expressing your gratefulness for having each other and look deeply into each other’s souls through Tantric eye gazing.

Forgive yourself and each other if you have been putting business before love.

Decide to start making up for it now.

Men, take a whole day to serve the Goddess in your woman, and women, to serve the God in your man. You deserve a day of love.

Turn off the phone and don’t even open your computer! This is your time.

If you have children, find them a babysitter.

Let your imagination go wild….. (more…)

We are pleased to announce open submissions for Grafuck 4!

We seek the most inspiring / challenging / smart / creative / brilliant erotic work from all fields.

Grafuck 4 will be published in full color, with images only.
Email low resolution RGB spread images (5.25″ high x 14.25″ wide @ 72 dpi) to love@grafuck.com by APRIL 20, 2008 for initial consideration.

A maximum of 3 spreads are allowed. Selected contributors will be notified and asked to provide high resolution 300 dpi files.

Work containing words or typography or not sent at the proper size will not be considered. Please also note that submission does not guarantee publication.

When submitting work, please follow this format…

EMAIL SUBJECT LINE
Grafuck 4 Submission - (YourName)

FILENAMES
(YourName)_01.(file extension)
(YourName)_02.(file extension)
(YourName)_03.(file extension)

Launch TBA.

Thank you all so very much. We look forward to seeing everyone’s work!

With love,
GRAFUCK
love@grafuck.com
www.grafuck.com

xxx

SUBMISSION FAQs

Q. Why do you ask for images at 5.25″ high x 14.25″ wide?
A. The extra .25″ is for bleed. The final book size of Grafuck Book 4 is 5″ high x 7″ wide. A final book spread is 5″ high x 14″ wide.

Q. Anything goes?
A. Anything goes. The more original, the better.

March! ‘Tis the month of many of my beloved Piscean’s birthdays, that out-of-control St. Patrick’s Day parade, and the Spring Equinox…

Though everyone thinks they’re being witty as hell by turning out the phrase “Beware the ides of March,” my March line-up is dope as ever…enough to make me capable of glossing over the fact that it’s still winter temps here and the wind blows like nobody’s fucking business. But whatever…

Thursday, March 13th
Starshine Burlesque

The Fortune Cookie Cabaret
(back of Lucky Chengs)
24 1st Avenue
New York, NY

Doors 10pm/Show at 10:30 pm
$10
www.starshineburlesque.com

Catch my debut performance at this legendary New York City weekly burlesque show, submitted for your viewing pleasure by Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn.

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Saturday, March 22nd
drag.esque

The Cat’s Cradle
300 East Main Street
Carrboro, NC

Doors 8:30/Show at 9pm
$10 advance/$12 door
www.catscradle.com

Join me and my producing partner-in-crime Jimmy Jameson as we present  “drag.esque,” a recklessly sexy evening of drag & burlesque fusion. The show features local performance favorites The Cuntry Kings and their particular firebrand styling of politics, drag, and eye candy. And watch those trigger fingers because three burlesque beauties are a firecracker, a bombshell, and heavy artillery, respectively. Miss Mary Wanna, Miss Rachel Riot, and Cherry Bomb will make your ears ring and your head spin with their edgy take on the traditional art of striptease.

Dance party and misbehaving to follow. Be there or hear the stories on Monday…

This kitty has found a soul sistah in the amazing Carla Tara. In reading her book, I found her writing to be riviting, engaging and direct. She weaves in her life story, and the many lessons she’s learned, into the book that cajoles, teaches and captivates the reader. Her suggested exercises are more about shifting the reader’s perspective on sexuality and the joy they seek in life, rather than your run of the mill sexual aerobics.

Her book is a fast read, pulling you into a seductive world of tantra. The soul change she inspires with her words begins with the allegories of the three faces of Eve, and brings you through the philosophy and practice of Tantra as a spiritual practice. Its a life changing perspective she’s offering, and she puts the tools in your hands.

Carla Tara compares life and Tantra to Argentinian Tango. Its a seductive combination, and yet very appropriate for approaching relationships. She invites you to the dancefloor of love and life, and you simply have to be brave enough to try the steps.

FSK heartily endorses this short yet passionate tome on life, love and sexuality! Get your copy here!

xxx fsk