FSK IS Hot Tek
Thursday November 15th 2007, 1:35 pm
Filed under: Purrrr..., Pussy Patter

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FSK is Wired for Pleasure

This kitten doesn’t go in much for full on fetish. Its too bizarre, requiring complex get ups and attachments. No, FSK prefers a more, um, feral approach to getting set off.

Whips, leather, chains, fur, vinyl, buzzy toys and glass phalluses - all interesting, but seriously, some of that stuff takes forever to get on and off. And being vegan, I prefer not to use leather or fur.

Lingerie is fun, heels sexy but awkward, but what really gets me going is hot technology. I remember visiting an ex who just got his iPhone this past summer. I gasped a little when he told me, like he was telling me how he’d do something delicious to me later. I ran over and held the glossy black and silver unit in my hand with the same physical pleasure that holding a vibe does for me.

I ran my fingers across its shiney surface, popping up apps, sliding images across the screen, lingering on the volume, diddling the search results with tiny fingertip taps. It was sexy, smooth, fast, eye poppingly gorgeous and mmmmarvelous to hold. I moaned a little when saw the screen flip and flip back. I squirmed with eagerness as I cruised his iTunes. I got wet while thumbing his stack of iPhone pix.

The ex got lucky, as he vicariously got me into a state of tech dizzy. He tried to get me all hot with another visit but the glow dims fast, as with all technology. The high was obsolete even as it was waning.

My other gear - HDv camera, still cameras, laptops and towers - when working make me very happy. Losing 10 hard drives over the summer definitely dampened down my sex drive. But now that they are cranking again, so am I!

As an editor and digital artist, making art is fucking. No lie here - a really good edit session leaves me wet and flushed and ready. An amazing shoot can cause me shivers and shudders upon review. (Clients please note this is on MY art shoots, not your client work). Verbal sparring and technology make slicing time a heady mix.

As a tech, fixing what’s broken, making what won’t work work, and prying loose lost data makes me dewy. Crushing a problem gets my adreline up and my aggressive sexual drive started.

Gear girls and hardware bitches - we love technology in a way that’s personal and yummy. Flip our switch and watch us flicker and flow.

xxx fsk



FSK Has Sugar Daddy For Lunch
Monday November 05th 2007, 5:58 pm
Filed under: Ask FSK, Kitten Tales, Mee-ouch, Pussy Patter

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sugar daddy for lunch

Your intrepid Kitten has been doing research on online dating for writing and a possible documentary, and came across a unique phenomenon called “Sugar Daddy Dating”. Back in offline days, I wondered how ladies and lads of leisure would find their sugar pops. These days, there are many sites proferring poontang worthy girls and boys.

The funny thing in all of this is the kitten doesn’t find money or its trappings impressive.  Rather, it tends to allow more douche baggery as the tax bracket goes up.  So messing with these men is 30% of this process, while research being the other 70%.

From SeekingArrangement.com to SugarDaddyforMe.com, FSK has put up profiles, to see what kind of man, wealthy or not, would respond. Oh, does the Kitten have tales to tell…

At the same time, FSK put profiles up on Lavalife.com, Nerve.com, Cupid.com….etc… So much to tell, from such slim pickings. But comparision “shopping” has yielded the following finds:

Most men online are truly poor communicators. Online dating used to be for the geeky and dorky, but now the creepy, jocky, wall streety, artsy and fartsy all apply to score some online booty. And the really articulate - the writers, sociopaths, etc - are usually too charming/cheesey and leave the reader of their missives either sugar shocked or needing a shower. (more…)