Hipsters cover the earth in a PoMo horde, PUMA and Diesel strewn wake behind them, their pseudo bed head wavering in the wake of their strut and roll, their peculiar mock mullets fluttering behind them. Having been in and out the ’scene’ for a few years, I have some tips for those budding chicas looking for a hook-up with the Hipster.

The Hipster:

Too cool for coolness, they are ironically nerdy, yet predictable. Look for the shag cut or the mock hawk, with a mullet, very 70’s in a precision kind of way . slacker doo ala Vidal Sassoon. The clothing is high-end thrift store like Beacon’s Closet, alterna-brands like Diesel, and anything late 70’s/early 80’s.

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